Saturday, December 20, 2008

they have a bird here that instead of singing like normal birds... says baaaaah, like a sheap....
heard of sheapdogs.. but sheapbirds??
really rather disturbing, always looking up to the treas waiting to see some big woolly thing stuck 5meters in the air..

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

how is it possible that my belly button is sunburned?!?!?!??!?
yes, I know that the sun might have something to do with it..
but that's not normal, is it!?

So, I'm in Australia, love it here already... haven't been to any of the "typical places".. like surfers paradise etc... but kind of have the feeling that I would loooove it there.. so maybe I have to move here after I'm finished at the kaospilots... hmm.. only crazy thing.. is that since I'm 10hours ahead of home here... my days are turned totally upside down.. sleep 3-4 times a day, cant sleep for more than 4hours max at a time, wake up 4 every morning.. it all maked me feel rather useless!
on the othre hand, maybe I just really need to go super low on energy and chilling out, first propper vacation I have had in YEARS... when I'm done, maybe I'll be super energetic and motivated to do... everything?

Friday, December 12, 2008

hugs and ants?

been pondering on two things today...

why do people hug the way they do? arms around the neck? around the waist? one each way? what is the reasoning behind this type choice? what does it symbolize?
any one have any clue... let me know!

and then I was thinking of ants...
have you every seen one die? apart from when you, or somebody else has killed it?
do ants have their own ant funerals? or do they just eat their dead?
and trying to link it to some budist thing I read today.... if an ant would just leave the rest of his.. familie? gang? anthill?? where would he go? even in the movie ants, they little dude ended up back home right? .. so, do they just walk away and live happily ever after? do they die when they are too far away from home? do they seize to exit? are they missed by the rest? is it noticed at all that they ahve vanished? do they walk into the forest, and come out on the other side as chickens? do they become buddas, and get out of the ant cycle, just walking far and wide to be of inspiration for others to learn from until they pass away of old age, or somebody steps on them?

again.. any ideas.. shoot!

heading off to Australia early in the morning.. celebrating christmas with my family their.. it will be warm.. it will be nice.. just suddenly start regretting I didn't take any situps or hours in the solarium the last year.. ah well, if I'm lucky, I can scare some people off with the big white tub of a belly, more room on the sand for moi

løve

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

In Norway again after a stressfull but nice little trip to Rotterdam over the weekend.
just here for two exams before I head off to Australia for the christmas holidays

I had a strange experience today.. I went to the teological university where I am taking a degree.. dont ask.. hehehe, I have reasons that are paying off.. anyway, I had to take this exam.. didn't really know what subject it was, haedn't opend the book... got in there, met a girl from my hometown, she started laughing when I told her that I was really studying in Rotterdam, and that this was something on the side, that I hadn't found time for...
I sat down, started to stress abit, didn't think I would be able to wright my name, not to mention an entire text.. I got my registration nr (always use numbers instead of names)... and it was 666... what are the chances og ME, getting that nr for an exam at THAT school!??!
I instantly felt like a little devil, kind of uncomfertable.. I got the test. and I actually got the only one topic I could have ever possibly had any chance to wright anything at all about.. so, 2pages and an hour later.. I was on my way out, biggest smile on my lips every...

strange day in other words... OH, important to mention that I'm not religius at all myself (haha, not sure how to spell it even), neither towards up or down if you get my drift...

anyhu... want to wrap this out with a small praize to friends.
It is so fantastic to ba able to crash on couches etc when I am traveling. good friends, good people.. love em... have I slept in your bed lately? no? hmmm, does that make you a bad person? =p

peace, love and lots of chocolate pudding I wish to you all,
on this extremly col day, that I almost froze off my........ little toe.. dam pervs...

=)

Saturday, December 6, 2008

"Kindness is love with her work boots on"

sweet and great little quote... crap movie I got it from.. but still..

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

building upon the agelong question, whom came first, then hen or the egg...
do people buy animals that look like them? do they try to look like their pets or do they make their pets look like them?

just saw a huge fat dude, with a teeeeny tiiiiny little dog.. but they had the exact same beard, strange and disturbing! .. but charming in a way...

This was what I was dreaming about last night.. oodles and doodles of pastries... naaaam, I was just about to eat one, apple filling it looked like, I felt my mouth watering, I almost got crumbs from the dam thing up my nose like dust.. just at the moment I was finally going to sink my teeth into that sweet, fruity and juicy greatnes... my dam phone started to rng.. gooood morning, reality check.. etc etc.. dam it! some woman I have no clue who is.. probably one of those blond, blue eyed ones... why do they always call in the morning instead of night... akk

may all my dreams from now on, and all yours, be sugar coated and filled with with fruity surpises.

Monday, December 1, 2008

nails!!??

toenails... and finger nails btw...
why do we have them!?

been sloppy for some weeks, allowed my toenails to go abit wild.. why is it possible that you allow something on your body do what they are there to do, (in this case, just grow..) and it ends up hurting you..
how is it that woman can have long toenails?!?!?
my foot has been bleeding like an idiot because of one shitty nail...
why is it there?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
is it just leftovers from our days as monkeys?
sorry to everyone that doesn't believe in the evolution theory if this is offensive.. but why would a god give us claws, and all this fur everywhere? "you are my choosen people, you have a heart to feel, a brain to think, hair to look good and claws to open oranges"
?!?!?!

somebody just give me a good answer please =)
Is it possible to breath so deaply that you break a rib?
or sneeze, cough, vommit, whatever so hard that you break your collar bone?